We met for the first time yesterday. After some introductions, and after you finished your meal we sat down and got to know each other a bit. We had a good talk, or rather, I held a bit of a monologue, and you seemed to agree with me. Until you poked yourself in the eye, and then seemed determined to figure out who just did that to you. Then you fell asleep. Who can blame you. It’s a lot to take in when you’re fourteen hours old. Welcome to life, my new friend. Len Hordijk is born. I am a proud uncle.