There are dangerous sides to making bacon and eggs in your bare bacons. While turning to get the pepper, I got shot by a tiny piece of pig, right on my right buttcheek, who will now be scarred for weeks.

Ah, the perils of making an omelette. What can I say, I like to walk on the wild side, I laugh in the face of danger. Good thing my left buttcheek is more photogenic, else I’d be out of a job.